Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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