I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
are you so shy because you have an std?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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