It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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