you guys were way drunker than both of me
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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