He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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