love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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