doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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