She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
time to smoke my breakfast
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Still dying that you shit outside
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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