BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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