it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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