so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
