Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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