I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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