eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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