Do vagina's smell?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
