Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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