I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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