How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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