god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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