but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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