he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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