I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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