great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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