I'm jealous of your bromance
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She's the barista slut.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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