I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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