Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again

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(703): View more from Virginia

Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"

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(518): View more from New York

The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".

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