You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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