office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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