It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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