A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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