It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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