'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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