hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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