I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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