also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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