it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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