Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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