In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize
