I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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