is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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