with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
