Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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