I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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