all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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