Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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