Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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