a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just high enough for therapy.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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