He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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