I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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