i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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