I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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