So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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