Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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