Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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