things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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