U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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